Seriously, I just started this savage Imaging work, and I'm sort of worried about the concept, and now I'm sort of wishing I did something along these lines

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But I'll stick with my guns because I'm empassioned here, about trendy people and their condescending ways. I've found myself generalising a lot lately. But generalisations all start somewhere... and if you look at things from all different sorts of views you become enlightened I find. But I'm still trying to justify why anyone would become a trendy apple fanboy... I figure they get duped into thinking it'll somehow expand their left brain, or is it right brain? The creative hemisphere... but yeah they get duped. I'm so old-fashioned. I'm not opposed to buying one in the future, contrary to what some people may have suspected. I'm just sick of the "Macs is for creative people" myth, because it excludes me. Wait a minute! That makes me a trendy...

...bah, who gives a toss.

Who else is sick of rock songs that use disco beats? I'm not really informed on the indie scene, or any current scene, but it 's like, after the bitter "Disco sucks" feuds of the 70's they sort of became friends and had this disgusting malformed baby (probably because the parents are drug-fucked... it's Rock n Roll after all)... I mean I love both genres, Rock and Disco, but to see them combined... I dunno what I'm really talking about, because the shit doesn't really interest me. But the trendies are all over it. Especially at Dick Dick. Also, another half-baked theory I have is that... If a genre calls itself "indie", as in "independent", then why the fuck on Earth do they strive to all sound like eachother? Contrast this stuff to the "indie" gaming scene, where it's all about revisiting retro concepts and expanding them, trying crazy new ideas and stuff, I just don't see it in the musical equivalent. Maybe someone who has their finger on the pulse of today's music can give me a better idea of the ins and outs of trendy new indie stuff.

Back to why I'm so smart

I managed to like, draw my imaging images while drunk, and when I sobered up, I scanned them. But now that I'm sober, I have two empty longneck bottles on my bedside drawers and one is face down in a jug of beer, it's really quite bizarre, I should take a photo. I don't want to drink it, because it's probably got flies in it. However, I do not want to throw away the beer either. So here's my plan. Everytime I buy a slab, and the drinking peters out, I'm going to raid the house, and find all the half empty bottles or cans or whatever, and then pour the contents into this jug. Then I'll see who's willing to make a donation for me to chug the whole thing, no matter how old it's become. It's a pretty big jug too, it's got this writing that says "skullometer", at the bottom you're a "mama's boy" and at the top you are a "lengend!". And then I'll donate all proceedings to like, Liver research, or alcoholics anonymous, or a cure for impotency, or cancer, or something.

Donations?

I still can't remember why I'm so smart.